Correcting the Train’s Grammar

Metropolitan Diary: A passenger was perplexed by the announcement, “The train is now expressing to the city,” and wondered what the train was trying to express.

Metropolitan Diary: A passenger was perplexed by the announcement, “The train is now expressing to the city,” and wondered what the train was trying to express.

Source:: Correcting the Train’s Grammar

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